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Presumably you've just done a vanity search through an Internet search
engine & seen that you name came up, associated with this
Caskets On Parade website.
Now you are wondering why your name is listed here at all; after all,
we're not some kind of "fan" site. The simple answer is that we are a
"Dead Pool" contest of long
standing.
Currently there are six avenues through which your name may find it's
way into the Book of the
Dead database. They are:
- You are alive, at least modestly "notable,"
and a contest entrant has predicted that you would die during the
current or a previous contest year. Once your demise has been
predicted your name stays in the list even if you are never again
predicted to croak. As you grow older and future potential entrants
browse through the database someone may decided to pick you again.
And, if they never again do, upon your death someone will mentally
kick themself, thinking that they should have put you on
their list.
- You are alive, at least modestly "notable,"
but no contest entrant has ever predicted your demise. However, the
Audit Committee has noted your existence
and thought it likely that you could be selected by some future entrant.
They also like to stay head of the
Reaper by
collecting biographical data before it is needed. The most
frequent trigger for this type of inclusion into the database is a
newspaper article or tv story on an individual that catches our eye.
- You are dead and you were picked during one or more contest years.
Your entry remains in the database as a reminder to people to
not predict your death again, although some people
won't check the database and select you anyway. Elvis, Hitler,
Francisco Franco; they're all still dead.
- You are dead but nobody ever picked you. However, you were a
sufficiently "notable" individual that
you could have scored points for an entrant if you had been
picked during a contest year.
- Someone sent a snail/E-mail query about you. "Why isn't
«your name here» in the database?"
If you've had some kind of documented brush with notariety we'll
probably add you to our collection of names & factoids (just ask
the guy who was the
first person to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub).
- You are a "lateral" «or» "backward" reference. Many entries
will contain references to co-authors, co-developers, collaborators
and the like. When one part of a team is added to the database we
also try to add their co-horts. In the case of stage/screen/tv
personalities we usually try to add the directors of their listed
performances; off the director's entry we'll try to add the name of
the playwright on which the show was based; off the playwright we'll
link to a person who wrote the novel that the script was based upon; off
the novelist we'll link to the real-life person on whom the novel was
based; .... the addition of a single name to the database may spawn
the addition of several other names which in turn spawns the addition
of more names .... ad infinitum. Right now, for every new
entry that we make based upon the previous five inclusion criteria
we'll add another three to four additional entries in support
of the original entry.
Our link rot problem is horrendous; there are already in excess of
250,000 internal cross referencing links to be maintained. Every time
we make a minor change in one entry we may need to change numerous
other database entries to accomodate the original change. If you
are named here but the information shown in your entry is incorrect
or incomplete we welcome your input.
So, in summary, once in, you stay in - that way people from around the
world can look you up and see what your current status is. And, if you
are really "steamed" about being in the list (with a bunch of miscreant
fool entrants having selected you) you are free to enter the following
year's contest yourself and place all of the previous years' entrant
selectors on your list; turnabout is fair play!
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