
hile thousands of teary- Its the same way Don Poole felt upon learning that beloved actress Jessica Tandy died last September. While actor Hume Cronyn was mourning his wife of 52 years, Poole was patting himself on the back. "It's not like I could have prevented it." says Poole, a 34-year old advertising executive from Denver. "I certainly didn't cause her death." No, but he did celebrate it in a strange fashion, as do pockets of people nationwide who take part in one of the most ghastly pastimes ever devised. The parlor game goes by different names in different places, but "dead pools," or "ghoul pools," seem to be growing in popularity as this morbid millenium wanes. They play it in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Seattle and Denver. They play it in Glen Arm, Md., and Audubon, Penn. Writers, politicians, lawyers, librarians, psychologists, teachers, dentists, homemakers — all manner of people participate, and few sound repentant. Rules vary slightly from pool to pool, but the grisly gist is generally the same. On Jan. 1, each player makes a list of 10 famous people unlikely to last until Dec. 31. (To make it sporting, players often kick a few dollars into a jackpot, as with an office football pool.) At the end of the year, whoever's fot the most cadavers wins. Most pools are discreet, some are deeply secretive. Commodities traders in Chicago are said to be underground players, while a small New York newspaper reported last year that employees of the Cigna Insurance Co. are closet "Dead-heads." "Today, everything is fair game for humor," Poole says. "I think it mirrors the culture, that not much of anything is taken seriously anymore." On the contrary, many pool players are intensely serious. Webb Matthews, a Denver editor whose bumper crop of six corpses took first place in a nationwide pool last year, keeps meticulous celebrity necrologies, along with a tip sheet on who's feeling under par. In his personal death data base, Matthews notes the suddenly canceled concert, the bestowing of a Lifetime Achievement Award, the wracking cough. "We've even got them broken down into several categories," he says. "Bad Liver: Mantle, Nabors, Crosby. Guys Who Can't Live Without Their Longtime Mates: Cronyn, Jimmy Stewart."
After a successful 1994 in which he forecast
caskets for
Ezra Taft Benson,
John Curry,
Randy Shilts,
Joseph Cotten,
Burt Lancaster
and Cab Calloway,
Matthews says he is stuck this year with a roster of 90-
Tasteless in the extreme, dead pools may do
more than mirror a tasteless culture, sociologists say.
After years of deifying celebrities, society
may be due for what Wall Streeters would call a "correction."
"We want to give [celebrities] all
this attention," says USC professor Leo Braudy, author of "The
Frenzy of Renown: Fame and Its History" (Oxford University Press,
1986). "But at the same time, we resent them for taking all
this attention. This is the audience getting the power back."
While there have been dead pools dating
at least as far back as the 1920s, the time is ripe, experts say, for some
irreverent rebellion against Hollywood's monolithic myth-
"Any time a celebrity is brought low,"
says C. Allen Haney, a University of Houston sociology professor who
specializes in death and dying issues, "the common man can rejoice."
Rejoice is something like what Los Angeles
public relations executive David Dickstein did upon learning that
Harriet Nelson,
TV's wholesome matriarch, had succumbed to congestive heart failure at
her Laguna home in October.
More satisfaction followed with news that singer
Cab Calloway
— he of the cheery "Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi" mantra —
had suffered a stroke and died in November.
In the months ahead, Dickstein will be
closely watching the skin tones and public schedules of
Mick Jagger,
Adam Rich,
Tiny Tim,
Spiro Agnew,
Sir Alec Guinness,
Abe Vigoda,
Gene Mauch,
Jane Withers,
Rose Marie
and Red Buttons
— "a darling man, and I hope he doesn't, but I have a vibe."
Foretelling the demise of
Calloway
and Nelson
gives Dickstein a slight edge against his sole pool opponent, the
Garcia-
Uniquely, the Dickstein-
Quite often, Dickstein encounters someone who finds
his death watch wretched.
"Many, many, many people, when they
hear about this, have the idea that it's sick," he says. "But
they're also the first ones to call me when someone dies and say,
`Was he on your list?'"
Vicarious curiosity about the pool runs so
high that Dickstein and Sherwin fax updates — including bulletins
of successful picks, or "hits" — to 50 people.
"We have a good fax list," Dickstein
boasts, "which includes many news directors, journalists across the U.S.,
city officials, corporate heads, and, of course, people who share our
sick sense of humor."
A similar publication keeps players of
"the Game" abreast of recent crossings at the River Styx.
But in the New York-
Believed to be among the biggest and
oldest of the dead pools, the Game has steadily grown in its 25 years
of existence to include 166 teams in 23 states and six countries.
Unlike most pools, which seek a simple
body count, the Game prorates human death.
Picking a 90-
Which means that 53-
The Game's co-founder and spokesman —
a Syracuse copywriter who insists on anonymity — says it was
launched by a group of smart-
"We thought when we were in elementary
school that the world was coming to an end," says the man, whose
code name in the Game is Ghostwriter. "They were going to drop the
bomb on us. It was very scary growing up."
Vietnam then cemented the suspicion that
death was stalking an entire generation. So founders of the Game decided
to stalk death.
"The government was trying to kill
us," he says. "We were an irreverent bunch, we were in our early
20s, and, frankly, if this upset the people sending us off to die for real,
we didn't care."
In the 25 years since the Game began, AIDS,
cancer, drugs, earthquakes, gangs and a gaping hole in the ozone layer
have only heightened player interest.
"I don't think the Game is about
celebrity," he says wryly.
The Game also is not about money, but the
thrill of competition. To play for money, Ghostwriter says without irony,
would be tacky.
To those that recoil at the notion of
predicting death, Ghostwriter and others say simply: Get Real.
Haney, the University of Houston
sociologist, insists that everyone places a wager with death, sooner or
later.
"With life insurance, you're betting on
the death of another," he says.
But there are times, players concede, when
dead pools lose their allure.
Tony Scheitinger, a Sports Illustrated
employee who runs a nationwide pool out of New York City called Bet They
Don't Make It, says he briefly considered canceling his pool a few years
ago when his father died.
The feeling quickly passed, however, and
Scheitinger's pool now includes 35 teams nationwide.
"My mother plays every year!" he
boasts.
Ghostwriter had an experience similar to
Scheitinger's, and a smiliar response. When someone he loved was deathly
ill, the man found himself sitting in a hospital emergency room and
wondering about the wisdom of dead pools in general.
"I wasn't angry with myself for having
played," he says. "I didn't feel guilty. I just realized how
totally insignificant it is."
"The reality of life and death is far
more important than the Game." |