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Caskets On Parade
2004 Contest Entrants
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ABRA Abra Cadaver
  • David Nelson
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Bombing
    Ground Zero: Moscow, Russia
    ADWC Augie's Death Wish Club
  • Ed Kasket
  • Quida Kasket
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Earthquake (Richter 6+)
    Ground Zero: (Tehran,) Iran
    ANG The Irresponsible Hospitality Council
  • The Unknown Chemic
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster:The U.S. Supreme Court outlaws the death penalty, thus leading to mass suicide among the cherry-picker contestants in Caskets on Parade.
    Ground Zero: Washington D.C.
    BOD Brew of Death
  • Eva Destruction
    		•  75 000100 74 tbd Disaster: Conflagration of Northfield, Illinois caused by an explosion of a large quantity of aerosol processed cheese product; the Cheez Whiz factory goes BOOM!
    Ground Zero: Northfield, Illinois
    CSI Crime Scene Instigators
  • Audie Beemer
  • Mercedes Bunns
  • Karmon Ghia
  • Lexus Luthor
  • Farfel Noogen
  • Alfalfa Romeo
    		•  75 000700 68 tbd Disaster: On an Easter Sunday visit to Michigan on behalf of Arab American Secertary of Energy Spencer Abraham California Governor Schwarzenegger, giant baked hams under each arm, goes out to feed the poor ... in a predominately Muslim neighborhood. During the resulting riots the Governator smites hundreds of rioters with the hams' bones.
    Ground Zero: Dearborn, Michigan
    DTM Old School
  • Willy Bilder
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Huge Earthquake on San Andreas fault
    Ground Zero: San Francisco, California
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    EOD Expeditor Of Death
  • Aceburger
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Big Disaster: Earthquake
    Ground Zero: Ankara, Turkey
    GHG The Schadenfreude Club
  • QueenBitch
    		•  75 000100 74 tbd Disaster: Earthquake
    Ground Zero: San Francisco, California
    KLS Jeepster Creepster
  • Sue Seidl
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: The International Red Cross takes pity on 984 Bangladeshi overturned ferryboat survivors and flies them for the trip of a lifetime to London and Paris. After landing at Heathrow, they pile into twelve double-decker tour buses and head for the Chunnel, which collapses and floods. The survivors are air-lifted 180 miles to the nearest open area, the EuroDisney parking lot. After discharge from the hospital, and having such horrible luck with mass transit, they all hitchhike home. During the journey, they're caught in a tunnel stampede of Muslims making their way to Mecca.
    Ground Zero: Mecca, Saudi Arabia
    LMLD La Morte la Diventa
  • Tits McGee
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Earthquake along San Andreas fault
    Ground Zero: (Sacramento,) California
    MJ Mocha Java
  • Mocha's Dad
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Explosion
    Ground Zero: LAX (Los Angeles International Airport, Los Angeles, California)
    NFG Naked Florida Gravediggers
  • Drummer Guy
  • Lovly Godess
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster :Earthquake
    Ground Zero: (Lima,) Peru
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    PCD Pop Culture of Death
  • Royal Payne-Diaz
    		•  75 000100 74 tbd Disaster:Usama bin Laden orders a terrorist attack in a fit of pique after the results of "Joe Average," and repeatedly failing to download the Paris Hilton video.
    Ground Zero: New York, New York
    RAVN Raven's Flock
  • Raven
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Cascadia Subduction Zone, located off the coast of the Pacific Northwest and has been locked up tight for just over 300 years, will cut loose a 9.0 earthquake.
    Ground Zero: Portland, Oregon
    RIE Dead Men Walking
  • VM
    		•  75 010000 74 tbd Disaster: Earthquake
    Ground Zero: (Tehran,) Iran
    RR Refr' Madness
  • Refram Refrignuq
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Over the Valentine's Day weekend the Medellín Drug Cartel launches an unanticipated terrorist attack against our nation's capital, flooding it with counterfeit Viagra that is thousands of times more potent than the regular "little blue pill." The resulting Washington-area "monuments" fatally decimate congress, the executive branch, their staffers and lobbyists.
    Ground Zero: Bob & Libby Dole's house in the Washington, D.C. area.
    SS Team Solid Strike
  • Solid Strike
    		•  75 020000 73 tbd none listed
    TAP Spinal Tap Drummers
  • Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs
    		•  75 000000 75 tbd Disaster: Descending ball explodes, killing all present except Dick Clark.
    Ground Zero: Times Square, New York City
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    Disallowals
     
    Names Submitted:
    Total names appearing on list that was delivered

    Overflow:
    Victims exceeding the 75 name limit
      none

    Not Specific Enough:
    Names that do not distinguish between two or more individuals
    • RIE
      • Mickey Rooney (needs Jr.; Sr.; "Young Tom Edison"; "former Mouseketeer", ...)
    • SS
      • Ronald Reagan (needs Jr.; Sr.; "Gipper"; "ex-dancer"; "former president", ...)
      • Mickey Rooney (needs Jr.; Sr.; "Young Tom Edison"; "former Mouseketeer", ...)

    Duplicates:
    Second & subsequent listings of the same person
      none

    Already Dead:
    Submitted Grim Reaper Victims known to be deceased prior to 2004

    Non-Human:
    animals, cartoon characters, fictional human characters
      none

    Late Submission Penalties:
    Otherwise scoreable Grim Reaper Victims that died before entry became active (due to late submission)
      none

    Maximum Possible Kills:
    Potential scoring Victims after disallowals from original list submitted

    Uniqueness of Selections:
    Average number of people sharing their picks
    Optimum value = 0.000; all listed victims are potential Solo Kills
    Worse-case value = 17.000; all listed victims were selected by all other Entrants

    Big Disaster:
    The Nature & Location of a Disaster that might take place during 2004.
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