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Caskets On Parade ... 2003 Contest Entrants
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Team
Mnemonic		 Team Name Team
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ABRA Abra Cadaver David Nelson 75 000000 75 1.84 Disaster: Bombing
Ground Zero :Miami, Florida
ANG The Irresponsible Hospitality Council The Unknown Chemic 75 000000 75 3.25 Disaster :none listed
COCO COP Collins Bill Collins
Kathy Collins		 75 000200 73 2.36 Disaster: none listed
CSI Crime Scene Instigators Audie Beemer
Mercedes Bunns
Karmon Ghia
Lexus Luthor
Farfel Noogen
Alfalfa Romeo		 75 000900 66 1.12 Disaster: Fox launches a new night-time version of the "Gong Show." The premier features many of the original cast — naked! The celebrity panel of Eddie Deezen, Dom DeLuise & Pat McCormick flash the studio audience causing mass projectile vomiting. Thousands of audience members & viewers aspirate their barf and drown before they can change the channel.
Ground Zero: CBS Television City, Hollywood, California
DTM Darren's Dead Grooves
  • Willy Bilder
    		•  75 000100 74 3.76 Disaster: Bombing attack
    Ground Zero :Baghdad, Iraq
    GHG The Schadenfreude Club QueenBitch 75 000000 75 2.39 Disaster :Biggest plane crash EVER!
    Ground Zero :Caracas, Venezuela
    Team
    Mnemonic    		 Team Name Team
    Members    		 Names
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    Kills    		 Uniquenes
    of
    Selections    		 Big Disaster
    JEDS JenEric Death Squad Bonecrusher
    Circe Nightshade    		 75 000100 74 3.39 Disaster: Biological Warfare attack
    Ground Zero: Tel Aviv, Israel
    JL Rotting Flesh Johnny Leviticus 75 000000 75 2.49 Disaster: Earthquake
    Ground Zero :San Francisco, California
    KLS Jeepster Creepster Sue Seidl 75 000000 75 3.84 Disaster: none listed
    KOHD Knocking On Heaven's Door Valhalla 11
    Bigg 759    		 73 000100 72 3.51 Disaster: Fire at Churchill Downs racetrack
    Ground Zero: Churchill Downs race track, Louisville, KY
    MB La morte la diventa Michelle Becotte 75 000100 74 3.28 Disaster: Volcanic Eruption
    Ground Zero: (Quito,) Ecuador
    MJ Mocha Java Mocha's Dad 75 000000 75 1.11 Disaster: Massive Flooding of the Ohio River
    Ground Zero: Cininnati, Ohio
    Team
    Mnemonic    		 Team Name Team
    Members    		 Names
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    Kills    		 Uniquenes
    of
    Selections    		 Big Disaster
    OGGI Oggie Doggie Wizard of Og
    Wizette of Og    		 75 030000 72 3.35 Disaster: After the Dallas Mavericks win the NBA title, an asteroid will hit the city of Dallas destroying the downtown section and Highland Park.
    Ground Zero: American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas
    PCD Pop Culture of Death Royal Payne-Diaz 75 000300 72 3.86 Disaster: American-based weapons of mass destruction lite are utilized to bring about pro-western regime change in Iraq and liberate Iraqi oil fields
    Ground Zero: Baghdad, Iraq
    RAVN Raven's Flock Raven 75 000000 75 3.08 Disaster: Nuclear Explosion
    Ground Zero: New Delhi, India
    RR Refr' Madness Refram Refrignuq 75 003100 71 3.39 Disaster: al-Qaeda unleashes genetically engineered silicon-eating microbes resulting in mass starvation amongst "downsized" actresses, models & strippers.
    Ground Zero: Playboy mansion, Holmby Hills, L.A.
    TAP Spinal Tap Drummers Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs 75 000000 75 3.24 Disaster:
    Avalanche caused by Robert Downey Jr. attempting to snort what appears to be a mountain of cocaine.
    Ground Zero: Aspen, Colorado
    TMTX Team Tex Ira H. Bernstein
    Linda G. Bernstein
    Cari Gaye Bernstein
    		 75 000300 72 3.21 Disaster: Riot in Venezuela
    Ground Zero: Caracas, Venezuela
    Team
    Mnemonic    		 Team Name Team
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    Disallowals
     
    Names Submitted:
    Total names appearing on list that was delivered

    Overflow:
    Victims exceeding the 75 name limit
      none

    Not Specific Enough:
    Names that do not distinguish between two or more individuals
    • OGGI
      • Joseph McCarthy (too many "Josephs" to choose from; eg. lyricist, radio personality, former Wisconsin senator, former Yankees manager ... they're all dead anyway)
      • Ronald Reagan (needs Jr.; Sr.; "Gipper"; "exdancer"; "former president", ...)
      • Bobby Vincent (needed much more bigraphical information)

    Duplicates:
    Second & subsequent listings of the same person
    • RR
      • Keith Bernard Clay
      • Robert Charles Ladd
      • Kenneth Wayne Morris

    Already Dead:
    Submitted Grim Reaper Victims known to be deceased prior to 2003

    Non-Human:
    animals, cartoon characters, fictional human characters
      none

    Late Submission Penalties:
    Otherwise scoreable Grim Reaper Victims that died before entry became active (due to late submission)
    • MJ
      • none (penalty lifted on January 15th with no dis-allowed Kills)

    Maximum Possible Kills:
    Potential scoring Victims after disallowals from original list submitted

    Uniqueness of Selections:
    Average number of people sharing their picks
    Optimum value = 0.000; all listed victims are potential Solo Kills
    Worse-case value = 17.000; all listed victims were selected by all other Entrants

    Big Disaster:
    The Nature & Location of a Disaster that might take place during 2003.
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